Halloween

"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know
who you are on Halloween."  ~Erma Bombeck


"My sisters and I used to see who could make their Halloween goodies last the longest.  
I never won."  ~Alexis


"My brother likes to TP friends on Halloween but I would rather go trick-or-treating.  You have something to share after going from house to house!"  ~Gage

 
"Mom has to buy Halloween candy twice every year because my dad eats it all before October 31st.  I help him out with all that candy too......sorry mom!"  ~Jerry


"Why would someone give out apples for treats when you know kids really want gum, Snickers or Butterfingers?"  ~Dillon